You want what in my butt?

My theory on life is “don’t knock it till you try it.”  Unless of course it’s something extremely appalling or illegal!

Many guys, especially in this day and age where people are more open sexually, enjoy playing with their butts.

So, I have run down a list of toys you can try!

Of course, when I say toys, I mean sex toys. Obviously in my line of work, the first thing that I think of are dildos. Most people would in fact.  However, there are other sexual aids we could call toys; such as whips, handcuffs, nipple clamps, bondage gear, vibrators, or masturbatory aids.  For the purpose of this article, I am going to focus on toys you can insert.

Let’s start out with the most obvious: dildos and vibrators.  I lump these two together because they are basically the same thing.  The only main difference is that vibrators well, vibrate.  Most vibrators can be used as a dildo if you do not turn it on.

Vibrators can come as small as inch long egg-shaped devices that vibrate by remote, to large pommel horses that you can ride (called Symbians).

With vibrators, you need to decide what you’re going to be using it for.  Of course, I am talking to men here (woman might be slightly different).  Are you looking for something to massage your prostate (male g-spot) or to just plain ole f*ck yourself with?

If you want something larger, but don’t want it to look like an actual dick with veins, a head and balls, then I suggest a slim line vibrator.  These vibes are just a hard-plastic tube looking device that comes to a sort of point.  The vibration runs through the whole shaft and not just through the tip.  They can be inserted fully or just enough to hit your prostate.

When it comes to insertion and you want something to actually look like a dick, you have two choices; one, a dildo that looks and feels like a dick (meaning it is made of a jelly type material and feels like flesh, or two, a dildo that is hard and plastic but still looks like a dick.

If you are just looking for a prostate massager, most are curved for maximum pleasure and vibrate inside you as well.

Now that you’ve decided what you want to use the toy for, you have to decide how large you want it to be.  This is how I suggest all my callers (and women for that matter) pick out a dildo: look at the wall of dildos at the porn shop and say to yourself “what dick would I want inside of me? Which gets me the hottest?”  If it’s the biggest, then so be it, go for it, however, know that if you have never had anything in your ass before, going large isn’t going to be as pleasurable as it sounds, at least not to start.

Personally, what I suggest is to start with a slim line vibrator, because of their smooth plastic surface and the fact that most are fairly thin, they work great for beginner ass play.  There’s no reason why you can’t start small and work your way up.

On the other hand, if you want utter humiliation and like the pain, you can always go for the large dong (usually black) or even the fist and just use your ass!

Of course, there are more toys in this world than I can probably imagine, even for insertion, so I touched on just a few of the ones I know my callers enjoy!

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